Good morning, internet. If your AM routine is anything like mine, it involves swatting lackadaisically at the snooze button until a panicked adrenaline surge levitates you out of bed.
mahpiohanzia
n. the disappointment of being unable to fly, unable to stretch out your arms and vault into the air, having finally shrugged off the ballast of your own weight and ignited the fuel tank of unfulfilled desires you’ve been storing up since before you were born.
